Lifted from the Chicago Tribune

I’ll be writing more on this subject later; meantime, I’ll let this speak:

Why Sarah Palin would be
a good choice for vice president…
R.W. Huppke, Chgo Tribune

Offers proof positive proof that the only inexperience
that matters is Barack Obama’s inexperience.

Will ensure that no American child
will ever grow up without learning to spell
the word “Iditarod”.

Her peppy, youthful demeanor will make McCain
look grandfatherly rather than just old.

Will be a highly motivated candidate,
as election victory would get her the
hell out of Alaska.

Has a degree in journalism,
a surefire sign of brillance.

Believes nothing would spruce up the
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
like a few hundred oil derricks.

Nearly 30 years McCain’s junior,
she’ll open up the door for
him to frequently use the word
“whippersnapper”, thus making
more appealing to octogenarians
and people yelling at kids to get
off the damn lawn.

Has kids named Track, Bristol,
Willow, Piper, and Trig. Those
are some names.

Should easily attract disaffected
Hillary Clinton supporters.
As long as they close their eye
and abandon every ideological issue
they’ve stood for.

Country couldn’t have handled the
international indignity of a
vice president named “Mitt”.

She’s not Dick Cheney.

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