This is just plain fucking STUPID

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So now the stupid wingnuts are afraid that Obama will tell their stupid kids to stay in school where in spite of all their stupidity, they may actually LEARN something?  Like not to be little asshole versions of their stupid parents? 

No, wait…that’s asking too much.  School cannot do that.  It’s a little more like the stupid little assholes might learn to spell “cat,” if only their stupid parents weren’t so afraid it may eventually lead them to study evolution or something else evil like that.  Leave that for the rest of the world, right?  We can all live in a cave with our fucking bibles, but only if we take them literally, of course — and that’s if only we can agree on which parts to take literally, and only if we can agree on which VERSION to keep in the cave with us, and who is going to READ it because no one can even spell “cat.” 

Of course, cats are the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible, aren’t they?  So learning to spell “cat” doesn’t count because cats can’t exist because they aren’t in the bible, and that leads to studying evolution.  Which is why they don’t want Obama to talk to their kids about staying in school.  See what ignoring school can lead to?  A FUCKING INABILITY TO REASON.  And that’s apparently what we need MORE of in this country, right?  It’s very useful when opposing healthcare at town hall meetings, after all.

Seriously though, this is all going WAAAAAY too far.  Far enough where I’m awarding all these parents and school districts the STUPID OF THE DAY award.

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