Note to (stupid) Brits

It’s come to my attention that some of you are whining that the U.S. is “prejudiced” toward you because we are currently unhappy with British Petroleum with very good reason.

Well, to put it mildly, sod you.

First of all, I’ve heard enough anti-U.S. remarks from Brits over the years to counter any notion that you folks have been kind to us, let alone prejudice-free.

Second, we have a large contingent of dummies who are vehemently PRO-OIL SPILL.  And most of them are the same people who are probably also the most vehemently anti-Brit…because you are, after all, a bunch of foreigners and Teabaggers cannot cope with that AT ALL.

Third, as dumb as some of my compatriots are, NOBODY ON THIS SIDE IS CONFUSING ‘BRITISH’ WITH ‘PETROLEUM.’  In fact, most people I know don’t even know that company by any other name than “BP”.  Are you saying we SHOULD confuse you with an oil company?  Why do you want to resemble that remark?  That’s stupid, kiddo.

Fourth, the very LAST thing the U.S. needs right now is another whine.  We’ve plenty here at home, and an already almost-deafening chorus overseas.  Yes we are pushy bastards but really — are we responsible for the whole world’s problems?  Hardly.  I daresay the world creates plenty of its own problems without our assistance, although too often we help them destroy themselves.  (Now don’t leap on that one, darling, because — guess where we learned it?)

So I’ll put it this way: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD’S STUPIDITY.

And because of this, I’m awarding the Stupid of the Day notice to any Brit who is dumb enough to join in on this latest whine (that’s “whinge” to you).  Take a bow, asshat.  And then shut the fuck up.

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