Dear Trump-sucker:
You probably are not reading this because (1) you don’t read, (2) this is a center/left blog, and (3) you don’t identify yourself with the word “cultist.” But that’s okay. You are a cultist anyway.
Your cult is that of Trump. You are the one sitting there yelling at an NBC news broadcast about Trump’s stupid sanctions that Trump is right to start a trade war with China and all these “snowflakes” whining about being hurt financially — well too bad. “That’s temporary.” Yep. That’s what you said. I heard you.
Never mind that what you said is not backed up by fact; it’s what you want to believe. And here’s the kicker: you desperately want me to agree with you; otherwise you would not sit there screaming at a public television set and keep looking at me, begging, “Right? Right?”
Not only that, but I know a lot about you because you voted for Trump. I know who you are at your very base: you are a frightened bully. You are also limited intellectually and vacant spiritually, even if you are waving a college degree in my face to prove otherwise and you attend church every Sunday without fail.
You support Trump because you see in him a kindred spirit, and also a sort of Superman who will fix all your problems for you. You are likely a fan of reality TV shows and professional wrestling. You consider yourself to be a guardian of patriotism, which to you is some vague combination of flag worship and a blurry photo of the Constitution (which you have never read), coupled with a 4th of July parade and cookout. You probably also believe in witches, ghosts, conspiracy theories, Evangelical preachers, and whatnot. You definitely think Russia is our friend. You have chosen to believe that the world would be safer if we armed toddlers, and school kids would be safer if they were only nicer to other school kids who might shoot them. (Abortion = BAAAAD; School shootings = the victims’ fault! Guns are GOOD!)
And I know that if asked, you will tell me to my face that Fox News is the only news outlet that tells the truth. (Never mind that they admit that they’re not even a news outlet.) In short, you are a perfect sucker for Russian propaganda, and may have actually been identified as such on Facebook.
You are also a racist POS, pure and simple.
Yes, I know all of this about you. And I know another thing: when this finally ends, you will be left completely on your own. No one will want to come near you. You will be labeled toxic.
How will you respond? Denial. Blame. Anger. Confusion and butthurt. This is how bullies behave.
Your media will spend decades spinning conspiracy theories, trying to prove that Trump was innocent…but no matter. No one will give a flying shit about you, and you will die alone.
Have fun in hell, darling. Meantime, fuck off; I want to watch the news.
–the worstat
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